Real Housewives of New Jersey Finale
June 17th, 2009 LimauAis People, TV Seriesreal housewives of new jersey finale
Real Housewives of New Jersey Finale: The last supper. The Real Housewives of New Jersey Finale episode will be airing for the first time at 10:00 P.M. on Tuesday, June 16th.
Real Housewives of New Jersey Finale synopsis
Teresa brings new meaning to the idea of throwing a dinner party on “The Real Housewives of New Jersey.”
Teresa wants to have a housewarming party. But her house isn’t finished being gaudily over decorated with ridiculous things like gigantic gold door handles. Of course, on the upside, the wine cellar apparently smells so bad that Dina claims to not be able to talk while standing in it. Is there enough room for her to move in down there? Imagine, the world may never be faced with the grating sound of her whine ever again. It’s a heady daydream, isn’t it? Anyway, since Teresa can’t possibly throw a housewarming in her house, she decides to have it at a restaurant. And, making just as much sense, she decides to invite Danielle.
Danielle is busy scarring her daughters for life by showing them photographs from her “hedonistic” modeling days. As one of the girls comments, the segment is a bit “scary”, especially since Bravo feels the need to blur the images. She boasts about how her daughters love her unconditionally, as if kids come out of the womb with hang ups and package and parents have to earn their trust. But, given how she has screwed them up, I’m sure that unconditional clause is gaining on its expiration date.
Not expiring anytime soon is how spoiled the kids are. Dina’s daughter decides she’s too grown up for stuffed animals so they clear out seven garbage bags full of them. And then another garbage bag full of the candy Lexi was storing in one of her dresser drawers. How much candy must you be letting a kid have that they can keep and store that much of the stuff? I hope they’ve got a good dental plan! Also spoiled, is Ashley, who is given a car for not also flunking out of summer school. Which is important, since her mother wonders if Botox injections can get “into your system” and destroy your brain. Oh look, another daydream!
My favorite New Jersey housewife, Caroline, shows off her attack German Sherpard, Duke, while issuing a warning to all who would mess with her. It essentially amounts to “bring it”. She also tries to talk Dina out of retiring, asking her what she will do all day long and “how many flower arrangements can you do?” The answer is enough, apparently, because she goes back to being an over indulged housewife.
But the dinner party is the real business of the episode. Teresa explains that she invited Danielle because she isn’t rude and she has class. Which is where the hilarity starts. The family loudly discusses Teresa’s new “bubbies” (a word that is nails on a chalkboard to me) and Dina presents her with gifts from Victoria’s Secret, which Teresa waves around to get approval from her husband for. Because nothing screams class like showing off lacy undergarments in a restaurant. By the time Danielle arrives, Caroline has already admitted to being well on her way to drunk. Someone grab the popcorn!
Continuing to show off how classy she is, Teresa regales the table with how her husband wanted to have sex when she got home from having her boob job and how they’ve been having so much sex that her nethers are sore and she needs a break. Also, she’s “not big on swallowing”. The double entendres are flying and everyone is laughing and that is when Danielle drops a copy of Cop Without a Badge on the table. All the laughter dies and the tension ratchets up as she waits for someone to say something.
When she finally starts to talk, Dina and Teresa keep interrupting her, while Caroline tries to get them to let her have her say. Teresa sends her kids away as Danielle blames the book revelation on Dina. Caroline demands that Danielle look at her, claiming that she is the one who circulated the book. I am not sure I believe her. I don’t think she stopped Dina because she was kind of amused, but I don’t think she did it herself. I do think that right now she believes she’s protecting her sister by giving Danielle opposition she clearly cannot handle.
It all falls apart when Caroline claims her family is “thick as thieves” and will always protect each other…and in less than 10 minutes it all explodes in accusations of who’s lying and who’s not, mostly between Jacqueline and Dina. And then Danielle implies Teresa is an idiot, and Teresa classes up the place even more by completely losing her damn mind, screaming that Danielle is a whore while trying to upend the dining table.
Did Caroline have Danielle investigated? Did she find out – as Danielle implied – that the book was full of lies? What is Dina talking about when she stated that Danielle started their feud by spreading lies about her? Any chance the reunion show will provide these answers?
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